the river keeps flowing
I'm emma, hi.

1. meet friend

2. talk a lot with friend and hang out

3. something out of my control occurs in life, often several things at once (life, for you)

4. friend gets offended that i don’t have all the time in the world to spend on them and only wants to talk if i can hang out

5. never hear from that friend again, oddly enough when i need support

6.  hear back from them 3 weeks later when they’re bored

7.  but I’m the bad friend

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Playing Civ V like…

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Playing Civ V like…

u take a lot of selfies. do u think ur pretty or smoething? ur not
- Anonymous

creepyyeha:

molotowcocktease:

bottomupcas:

hi there, anon. i didn’t realize i took a lot of selfies. thanks for the info. so, your question was whether i think i’m pretty. you already answered that no, i am not. 

and i have to agree, anon. i don’t think i’m pretty bc i’m not.

i’m fat.

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i always have a double chin.

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i constantly look like i haven’t slept in a week bc of my dark circles

and, i always look sunburnt. idfk why

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i have this white line across my nose that makeup can’t cover up 

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i have tons of wrinkles on my forehead. like what the hell? i’m 25

also, it’s the size of fucking texas

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i still don’t know how to smile in pictures bc i hate my fucking teeth

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my feet are flat. my hips are huge. my boobs are weird. i am covered in stretch marks. my voice is grating. my ears stick out two miles from my head. i am always fucking sweating and i’ve been asked if i was pregnant more times than i can count. 

so, you’re right. i’m not pretty. i can’t stand the way i look.

which is why it’s so fucking important that i post “a lot” of selfies. bc, anon, you’d better fucking believe that if i look in the mirror that day and don’t cringe, i’m gonna take a fucking picture to save that tiny little second. and GOD FORBID i show the world that i posses a little self love every once in a fucking while. 

TO ANYONE READING THIS: DON’T EVER LET SOMEONE MAKE YOU FEEL ASHAMED FOR LIKING THE WAY YOU LOOK—EVEN IF IT’S JUST FOR A SECOND. IF YOU LOOK NICE, YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING SELFIE AND YOU SHOW IT TO THE GOD DAMN WORLD BC THEY DESERVE TO SEE THE GOD/GODDESS YOU ARE!

that beard finally coming in? go ahead, bro. take a selfie.

you finally got that piercing you’ve been wanting? not really my style, but you’re fucking rocking it. take a selfie.

your boobs look awesome in that shirt? take a selfie.

you finally lose or gain that weight you’ve been working on? take a selfie.

your eyeliner look awesome? your new sunglasses make you look like  a celebrity avoiding the paparazzi? you killing that tux? you feel a tiny, rare level of self love? you always on a high level of self love? you just like your face? 

TAKE A MOTHAFUCKING SELFIE!

thanks for the question, anon. this one’s for you.

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Role model

best.

the-goddamazon:

LMFAO HE TRIED IT

the-goddamazon:

LMFAO HE TRIED IT

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f yes

f yes

dalekplz:

sweatyeah:

thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

OH MY GOD

I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT

dalekplz:

sweatyeah:

thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

OH MY GOD

I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via morisec)

noranb-artstuffs:

I sat down to draw something for Naru’s birthday but somehow this happened. What’s even worse is this will never happen now 

(via narutosasukedoijn)

blinddarkness:

rlmjob:

welcome to my blog

the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened

blinddarkness:

rlmjob:

welcome to my blog

the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened

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(Source: ailari-cosplay)

mrrandomneseianese:

Guys can we talk about how great reversed gifs are

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like we have the vacuums

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we have the dirty stuff

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we have the fixers

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we have the ceptioners

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and we have my favorite 

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like these are the greatest things in the world

(via hellafabsatan)

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wildflower-faerie:

janetmillslove:

What a great photo! moment love

Wow wow wow

wildflower-faerie:

janetmillslove:

What a great photo! moment love

Wow wow wow

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